1 - Video

[ofnobleheart]

[ When the video clicks on there's Natalia and she doesn't look happy. And if someone look closely there's... flour in her hair? Don't tell her though. ]

Excuse me, if I may, I'd like to ask for some assistance.

[ She lifts a pie she just finished making, face and all. And likely more burnt around the edges than in the picture. At least. ]

I'm aware that I am not the best cook. [ In fact she's a pretty miserable cook. Just recently one of her dear friends had a close encounter with death (or something along those lines) after taking a bite of a cake she made. ] However, it is not something that I particular enjoy being bad at. [ Who does ] I was wondering if perhaps someone could take the opportunity to give me some lessons?

[ A pause ]

And perhaps supply us with a new microwave, I believe it is. Thank you.

Comments

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[yourfononsarewhack]

Elaborate puppetry? Or one could always throw it at someone.

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[ofnobleheart]

.... Wouldn't the latter be suicide for a pie?

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[yourfononsarewhack]

So you acknowledge that it has its own life?

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[ofnobleheart]

I'm simply playing along with your little fantasy.

[ Yes, that's it.]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

So you choose to humor an old man rather than to acknowledge your own creation's feelings? Tsk, tsk.

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[ofnobleheart]

I did not choose to humor you.

[ You just get humored by everything she says because rude huff huff. ]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

Then what are you choosing, Natalia?

[What is this conversation even.]

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[ofnobleheart]

I chose to ask for assistance. But instead I got you harassing me about the life of my pie.

[ Who really knows anymore. ]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

I simply provided my humble advice.

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[ofnobleheart]

Well, perhaps next time you should keep your humble advice to yourself.

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[yourfononsarewhack]

And let the innocent pies of the world suffer?

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[ofnobleheart]

So what? Are you going to offer your humble advice to others who bake pies as well?

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[yourfononsarewhack]

If they're located within a convenient vicinity and fail in such extraordinary ways, then perhaps.

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[ofnobleheart]

[ JADE...... how does anyone tolerate you really. ]

Well, then I must make certain that the next pie I bake does not fail in a extraordinary way. Nor anyone else's.

[ Because she does not want anyone else to deal with you. ]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

Are you sure? You'll be preventing your pie from having family to look at.

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[ofnobleheart]

[ What?????? ]

And how is the pie going to have a family to begin with?

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[yourfononsarewhack]

That would be if if the next pie that you or anyone else made failed in an extraordinary way. Please do try to keep up.

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[ofnobleheart]

What sort of lineage is that?

[ Sure even rocks can have a lineage but pies??? ]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

A particularly crusty one, perhaps.

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[ofnobleheart]

[ Did he just

yes. yes he did. ]

Well... until then I don't believe it is really something I ought to think about.

[ So..hopefully never. ]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

So you wish for your pie child to live on without anyone to call family. I see.

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[ofnobleheart]

Well, I don't have any intentions on making another pie of that... kind

[ Course she probably will anyways but. ]

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[yourfononsarewhack]

So this one will live his life alone, as a pariah, all because of your intentions.