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she can't cook

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[ When the video clicks on there's Natalia and she doesn't look happy. And if someone look closely there's... flour in her hair? Don't tell her though. ]

Excuse me, if I may, I'd like to ask for some assistance.

[ She lifts a pie she just finished making, face and all. And likely more burnt around the edges than in the picture. At least. ]

I'm aware that I am not the best cook. [ In fact she's a pretty miserable cook. Just recently one of her dear friends had a close encounter with death (or something along those lines) after taking a bite of a cake she made. ] However, it is not something that I particular enjoy being bad at. [ Who does ] I was wondering if perhaps someone could take the opportunity to give me some lessons?

[ A pause ]

And perhaps supply us with a new microwave, I believe it is. Thank you.

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Is that so? Well, do you speak to your 'creations'?

[He shrugs lightly, and there's a light seriousness to his casual nature.]

Whenever we happen to share the same dimension and they happen to still be living, yes.

[ That's.... ]

So if you had created this pie you would speak to it?

[Now there's just a subtle smirk returning to his face.]

I would read it a bedtime story if I found it necessary.

... A bedtime story.

[ Are you being serious Jade we can't tell. In fact we haven't been able to tell this whole conversation ]

[It's a mystery.]

That's just one example. You asked for honesty, Natalia. [No, actually you asked for Jade to say words.]

[ Should have never asked him to say words ]

So you are being completely honest about this. All of this.

[ Even she can't completely believe that even if it's hard to see where you are and where you aren't being serious.

Or y'know however it goes ]